English, French and Turk
Once upon a time there were three friends who were caught while watching the harem through a window.One was english the second french & the other turkish.
As soon as the Sultan found out what had happened..got furious & decided to punished them all..so each one would be castrated according to their occupation.
Firstly the englishman was asked about his occupation & he said that he was a taylor so he'd be done with a scissors !!
Then the frenchman was asked & he replied that he was a woodman..so he'd be done with an axe!!
Meanwhile the turkish man was cracking up..the executioner was surprised & asked him why he was laughing if only a few minutes later he'd also be punished..
The fellow said...well I was just wondering when I'll be done (by being licked)..since I'm an ice-cream man !!!
posted by Unknown @ 4:33 PM
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