MOTORCYCLE PATROLMAN
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black
letters was the sentence: "Get well quick... from the nurse you gave
a ticket to last week
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black
letters was the sentence: "Get well quick... from the nurse you gave
a ticket to last week
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